a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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