- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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