- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Potassium? K.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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