- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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