Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Your adopted

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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