Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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