A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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