Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops