- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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