- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

when debbie meets downer

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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