- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How old are you? 7

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

nolan is gay

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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