- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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