What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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