A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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it was all Tagart

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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