- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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