- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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