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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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