- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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