- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Jovan

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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