I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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