- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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