Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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civil rights

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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