What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Eric is gay Ha

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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