How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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