Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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