Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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