Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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