He--Hey guys

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

No your aunties a joke

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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