A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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