How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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men's rights activists

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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