- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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