- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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