- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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