- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

men's rights activists

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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