- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Once upon a time a was born

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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