Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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