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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

this website is a bad joke

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Do the roar!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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