- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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