Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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lol

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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