What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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