Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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