- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

He--Hey guys

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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