- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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