I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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