- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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