- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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