What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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