The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Canadians

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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