- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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