Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Turkeys are obese

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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woman's rights

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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