- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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