So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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rent a cops

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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