- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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