A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Canadians

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Anti Joke

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