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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man walks into a vagina

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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