So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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