- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What would u like to drink?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

rent a cops

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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