- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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