- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

your face

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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