- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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