How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Anti Joke

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