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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

hey guys im gay

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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