- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

123 f*ck off

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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