- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

how do you win a game try your best

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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