- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Fat? Jesse Z

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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