- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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