What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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