- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Good job, son.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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