- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Where's my tractor?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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