- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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