Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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