An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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you see theres this guy.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A Serbian Film

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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