- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

your mama so old, shes dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

i like turtles

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