Knock Knock. Not home.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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