Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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