If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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