- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

I literally died laughing

what is 3+3= 8

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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