whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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SEX

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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