Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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