What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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