How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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