- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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