- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

One, two, three, four and five

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

I'm Polish.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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