- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

You having friends.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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