- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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