Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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