- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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