What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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