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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why am I writing this...im bored

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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