roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

it was all Tagart

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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