- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

penis in the camel

My jeans

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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