- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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