- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

an emo girl walked into a white room

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Oh, go away

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

every cloud has a silver lining

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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