- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

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