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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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