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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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