Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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