A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Where's my baby??

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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