- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's 2+2? Fish

Anyone can post anything.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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