Anti-jokes are funny.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Neither have I

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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