- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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