- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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