Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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John Cena

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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