A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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penis

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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