- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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