Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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