- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Dead girls can't say no.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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