- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

why am I writing this...im bored

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How old are you? 7

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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