What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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