How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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