If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

KILL WHITEY

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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