A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Don't believe in Atheists.

Tilt your screen back .

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

KILL WHITEY

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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