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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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