Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man died.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the black person die? Of old age

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

My jeans

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

knock knock come in !

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Anti Joke

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