- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

penis. nuff said.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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