- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Jordan is pregant

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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