it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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knock knock come in !

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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