- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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