A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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