- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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