Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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