- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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