Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

My jeans

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A man died.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

knock knock come in !

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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