What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

i like turtles

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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