- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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