what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

10inch nice

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Jordan is pregant

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what's worse then a blowjob?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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