What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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