What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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stinky boner

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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