Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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