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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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