- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

knock knock who's there ?

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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