- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I'm Polish.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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