- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Pickles

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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