(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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I am quite mature.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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