What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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i'm hard

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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