A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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