- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Flowers are colors Love me

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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