- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Want to hear a joke? No.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Sam Hengal.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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