- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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