- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

taking out the trash... at night

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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