- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.